Old News T-Shirt
Old News T-Shirt
Old News T-Shirt

Old News T-Shirt

Regular price $35

Why We Love This Ink 

The Old News unisex T-Shirt is made from 100% Organic Cotton, certified by GOTS (Global Textile Standard). Organic Cotton is produced without synthetic fertilizers, pesticides and other harmful chemicals. 

Our organic cotton T-shirts are ring-spun into high-quality yarns, ensuring an extra soft and durable fabric. It’s the perfect choice for people looking to invest in ethical clothing with a lower environmental impact.

Plus there’s no itchy neck tags since the inside label is printed on the shirt.

This shirt is super comfortable! You won't want to take it off, Pennies & Pens!

Behind The Ink

We inked this design for those who are of a certain age (over 30) and still single.

The wild thing about being single at a certain age is that everyone acts like you’re either crazy, lazy or just genuinely not good enough to marry.

Or worse, they assume that you’re gay. PS gay and unmarried are not synonyms. 

So we decided to say fuck the people who think there’s something wrong with you because you’re “old” and unmarried.

We say to those people: I’m old news. At this point, most people just turn the page. 


  • 100% Organic Cotton

PenStyle + Fit 

  • Unisex 
  • Slim yet loose fit
  • Ribbed crew neck
  • Matching taped neck
  • Small fabric size tag on the left side of the neck tape
  • Printed inside label

Certifications & Origin

  • This product is made in the USA and sourced from Mexico. 
  • Made of 100% Organic Cotton, certified by GOTS (Global Textile Standard).

How to Care For Our Ink 

  • Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors, little baby
  • Line-dry because God’s air is the best way to dry our ink
  • You can also tumble dry on low heat
  • We recommend washing with a plant-based detergent
  • Do not use fabric softeners

Printing & Fulfillment: 

Please allow 1-2 weeks for printing and fulfillment.


All US Order get free shipping. Please note, you will receive a shipping notification once your order has shipped. We will also send order updates.