The Old News unisex T-Shirt is made from 100% Organic Cotton, certified by GOTS (Global Textile Standard). Organic Cotton is produced without synthetic fertilizers, pesticides and other harmful chemicals.
Our organic cotton T-shirts are ring-spun into high-quality yarns, ensuring an extra soft and durable fabric. It’s the perfect choice for people looking to invest in ethical clothing with a lower environmental impact.
Plus there’s no itchy neck tags since the inside label is printed on the shirt.
This shirt is super comfortable! You won't want to take it off, Pennies & Pens!
Behind The Ink
We inked this design for those who are of a certain age (over 30) and still single.
The wild thing about being single at a certain age is that everyone acts like you’re either crazy, lazy or just genuinely not good enough to marry.
Or worse, they assume that you’re gay. PS gay and unmarried are not synonyms.
So we decided to say fuck the people who think there’s something wrong with you because you’re “old” and unmarried.
We say to those people: I’m old news. At this point, most people just turn the page.
100% Organic Cotton
PenStyle + Fit
Slim yet loose fit
Ribbed crew neck
Matching taped neck
Small fabric size tag on the left side of the neck tape
Printed inside label
Certifications & Origin
This product is made in the USA and sourced from Mexico.
Made of 100% Organic Cotton, certified by GOTS (Global Textile Standard).
How to Care For Our Ink
Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors, little baby
Line-dry because God’s air is the best way to dry our ink
You can also tumble dry on low heat
We recommend washing with a plant-based detergent
Do not use fabric softeners
Printing & Shipping:
Please allow 1-2 weeks for printing and fulfillment. You will receive a shipping notification once your order has shipped. We ship via USPS, FedEx, UPS and DHL Worldwide. We ship within US + internationally.